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Subj: Bumper Dumper
Date: 2/16/99 1:17:37 PM Pacific Standard Time
From: rforand@ealaw.com (RAF)
Reply-to: rforand@ealaw.com
To: bumperdmpr@aol.com
CC: rpp@ealaw.com, bnewett@ealaw.com, anatale@ealaw.com
This is the best outdoor toilet I have found. Believe me I have
used many cans in my day and this is the best constructed one I
have ever used. With the problems I have I didn't think I'd ever
be able to go on those long road trips. Now I can take the family
on those great outings.
Alex.
Subj: how I use my bumperdumper
Date: 2/17/99 6:26:56 AM Pacific Standard Time
From: whosyer@hotmail.com (john morgan)
To: bumperdmpr@aol.com
Dear bumperdumper people; 2-17-99
Just sending you a note to let you know how much I enjoy your
product and the novel way I've found to use it. I am an avid mtn
biker and enjoy trail riding with my son. Since much of our time
outdoors was spent far from our campsite and our pickup, I went
to my local bike shop and had them fabricate a titanium bracket
that allowed me to attach my bumperdumper to the rack on the back
of my mtn bike. Well I'm happy to report that it has worked out
fabulously.You can't imagine how stress free our weekend treks
are now that we no longer find ourselves pressured to return to
camp in the middle of our ride, now that we have the bumperdumper
on the trail with us. Yes the titanium brackets were a bit
pricey, however I believe that in the long run I will recoup my
cost in decreased use of bleach trying to get our whites
white.Thank you so much for the difference your product has made
to my families quality of life.
another satisfied customer
the John Morgan Family
>In a message dated 1/24/99
5:19:36 PM Pacific Standard Time, >dogay@hsonline.net writes:
>
><< Only one question, is this for real, and not a joke, if it is you have a
>great idea,,, Take from a mom of two, and and outdoors
daddy,,,
great Idea, let me know if this is for real.
>
> lisister@aol.com >>
>
>Yes this is for real. Not only is it great for camping,
hunting, etc. but I have a four year old daughter myself and it
sure can be handy on long road trips. I appreciate your inquiry
and would like to know if I could have your permission to post
your e mail to us on a page we are working on called Comment's,
Testimonials, and more. Thank you for your reply.
Subj: Re: IS this for real?
Date: 1/24/99 7:18:31 PM Pacific Standard Time
From: dogay@hsonline.net (Donna Gay)
To: BumperDmpr@aol.com
Yes, you may use my email, this is so great, I am so impressed
with your idea, we live in the country, and you know how boys are
that are raised in the country, well we are all the time doing
out door things, and not always as easy for
mom ( ME) to enjoy long out door activities with out finding a
bathroom...
You have a great Idea, good luck,,, will be ordering one in the
future..
thanks
Donna,
>
Subj: Re: suggestion
Date: 1/24/99 8:32:10 AM Pacific Standard Time
From: zonga@mindspring.com (Nellaine Price)
To: BumperDmpr@aol.com
> << The bumper dumper would be great in urban areas where the bathrooms, if
> you can find one, are dirty and unsafe!
Subj: WHAT AN IDEA!!!!!!
Date: 2/12/99 9:24:02 PM Pacific Standard Time
From: okiejim@harborside.com (Jim Burnett)
To: bumperdmpr@aol.com
CC: kandb@harborside.com
I am here to tell you!
Never in all my hours of browsing have I come across such an
ingenious idea!!!
As an avid outdoors and camper, I must say that the BumperDumper
has taken outdoor sanitary technology to its limit!
Think about it.....
Never again will one have the need to spend countless hours
searching for a secluded "Sanitary hideaway". From now
on, its just Stop...Drop'em...and Dump!
My God Uncle Booger! You are the Einstein of our age!!!!!!!!
In the outdoor sanitary facility "Roll of Honor", there
will most certainly always be a place on high for the name of
UNCLE BOOGER!!!!!
Sir, I tip my hat...(and my lid) to you!!!!
PS......
Do you ever plan to offer an optional "All-terrain magazine
rack attachment"?
Subj: I'll Be Damn !! :-)))
Date: 2/4/99 9:14:01 AM Pacific Standard Time
From: JOHNzFUBAR
To: BumperDmpr
WHAT A GREAT IDEA !!! .. If U use a padded toilet seat, U have a
GREAT seat while fishin or just kickin back & havin a beer or
watchin the BBQ .. DAMN !! .. I wish I had thot of that ... I'm
handi~capped, & I dont go many places, cuz I cant sit down
& rest....I use my tail~gate , but itz so high & uncomfy
!!.. I have a truckload of Ideas 4 marketing this idea.. I have
lotsa time, I cant work anymore cuz my back is busted up the 3rd
time from drivin truck over 2 1/2 million miles.. But ~ It would
be great 4 many handi~capped people that wanna go & get away,
but need 2 be around a toilet all the time cuz of the drugs I
MUST take 4 pain !! DAMN !! .. Wuta GREAT IDEA !!! U did good
partner :-))) .. I'm happy 4 ya.. There's NO WAY that this won't
make U $$$... It just needs 2 get out & shown around.. If U
need help. I have nothing left but time on my hands.. I would luv
2 help U get this thingy out 2 the world :-)... If I can make a
few $$, I have a newer puter, & would dig workin w/an idea as
kewl as this !!! Let me know if U have an interest in my help
PLZ... THNX ~JOHNzFUBAR@aol.com
Pssssst~ I am educated and do know how to spell :-).. I just type
like that, because I work with people in alot of pain ,daily..
They get a kick out of my typing "shorthand" along with
the jokes & wavs I send them .. Laughing is the BEST
medicine, & when the meds just "AINT" makin it
better, I try to help out to make it better.... It also helps me
to stay busy & hurt just alittle less.. Thanks for your time
~JOHNz~
Subj: The bumper dumper
Date: 2/27/99 8:42:56 AM Pacific Standard Time
From: rebekah2@mailer.datum.com.eg (REBEKAH HOBEN)
To: bumperdmpr@aol.com
I am truly impressed, at first I really thought it was a joke but
after
reading all the material you posted, and other emails from
customers, I am
really impressed. I found my way to your site via a link sent to
me from a
friend. My husband and I are Americans living in Egypt,
everything you've
heard about Moslem countries is true!! I carry my own TP
everywhere (they
don't use it) and IF I find a toilet on a long journey it is
nothing more
than a smelly hole in a closet with no door lock. My friend
thought this
item would be perfect for us, and if it wasn't for the 16 oz.
restriction
on our mail we'd order it!! I hope you make millions of dollars
on this
ingenious idea and hopefully one day I either will be able to buy
one or
won't live where I need one. The only problem I foresee in Egypt
is the
fact that there really isn't seclusion, even in the lonely desert
you can
have a Bedouin show up out of nowhere. I imagine with the privacy
screen
and a "lookout" (i.e.: my husband!) it'd work!! Please
feel free to
reproduce or use any part of this email! Good luck in sales!!
Sincerely,
Rebekah Hoben in Abu Hammad, Egypt
FACT OR FICTION
In a message dated 2/8/99 9:10:06 AM Pacific Standard Time, sjoslin@VermontMutual.com writes:
<< Dear Uncle Booger,
I want to let you and your readers know of my experience with
your Bumper Dumper. My cousin, Cletus, and I went possum hunting
last fall up in the Northeast Kingdom of Vermont. How 2 guys
could be so lucky, I don't know; our little ladies did not even
ask when we would be back. Well, anyway, we stopped for breakfast
in Island Pond and had
their Possum Special: 3 eggs, bacon, sausage, toast and all the
coffee you could drink. We then left for the East Branch of the
Nullheghan River in Lewis, Vt. for a day of possum plinking.
Well, no sooner had we turned off onto the East Branch then that
breakfast was screaming to leave. I hollered at Cletus to stop
and ran back to get out the Bumper Dumper. Just in the nick of
time I got it hooked up and the bag installed, when the Possum
Special made its exit. While I was enjoying the scenery and
lingering affects of breakfast, Cletus spotted a possum about 100
yards up the road. Forgetting that I was lounging on the rear of
the truck, he took off as fast as he could. The partially filled
bag was left behind in the first
fifty feet. I grabbed hold of the bumper with both hands and
lifted my feet and hung on. Now let me tell you it was some
scary. As you can imagine, my bare ass was only about 12 inches
off the ground and some other parts of my anatomy were a lot
closer to the road than that. At the speed Cletus was going, dirt
and rock were flying and playing dodge ball with my suspended
appendages. Cletus skidded to a halt and jumped out and shot and
missed the possum. I hollered for him to help me and he then
yelled, "Oh, my God, I forgot you were still out
there!" "Just barely," I gasped. After some
cleanup and delicate first aid we got on our way. Oh, by the way,
a roll of toilet paper is 175 feet long.
There is a lesson to be learned
her: If you are going to Dump and drive, be sure you have the
keys.
Keep on bumpin and dumpin
Subj: My experiences with the Bumper Dumper! - A Testimonial
for your website!
Date: 2/16/99 5:04:47 AM Pacific Standard Time
From: mcdow@mpx.com.au (Mason Dow)
Reply-to: mcdow@mpx.com.au (Mason Dow)
To: bumperdmpr@aol.com
To Whom it may Concern,
I recently purchased one of the most amzingly, ingenious products
ever to be
invented. The "Bumper Dumper" is the best thing to come
out of the 20th
Century. The light globe and the television fade in comparison to
this!!
The best part of this invention for me is that I dont bother
using the bags.
I just sit down and let it fly. The only stuff to com eout of my
back
passage is bio-degradable so I figure Im helping the environment
as well as
releaving my bowels!
If Im out on trips with my hunting partner Bud, I just ask him to
drive
along real slow like while I sit back on the ol "Bumpity
Dumpity" and let
fly with nature's own medicine. I nurse my hunting rifle and if I
see
something worth shooting, I'll just open fire as we continue on
down the
track. And the best thing about this little plan is that I leave
behind a
trail for us to find our way out!!
The Bumper-Dumper has surely changed my life, and I hope it will
change
yours. Believe me, I know.
Yours Faithfully,
Mason Dow.